dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

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i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

oh good god
getyourdailynut:

His life was never the same

getyourdailynut:

His life was never the same

(Source: thecomedytree, via magicul)

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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thottie:

srslywhocares:

Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy

2001 is sacred

(Source: suqmydiqtbh, via didgeridouche)

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

image

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when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt

image

(Source: humorbaby, via unescapable)

marceddy:

imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo shoot and excitedly bragging to your friends and family you are are going to be on a box just to find out they made you look like this

marceddy:

imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo shoot and excitedly bragging to your friends and family you are are going to be on a box just to find out they made you look like this

(Source: thats-so-meme, via cumfort)

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